PBR AT $44 A BOTTLE

In America it's called PBR. In China it's called Pabst Blue Ribbon 1844 and will run you $44 a bottle. Ouch, pretty steep for a beer whose biggest draw in the U.S. is the fact that it's, uh, really cheap.  In China, where the lager has been branded as a "world-famous spirit" and bottled in a much more alluring way, Pabst Blue Ribbon 1844 actually looks quite enticing. The advertising campaign for the beer even likens it to "Scotch whisky, French brandy, Bordeaux wine..."


$44 a bottle, I think that is awesome, it’s about time we rape China for something. Everything we get from China is way over priced and ain’t worth a shit. I hear about the Chinese culture becoming more globalised and on thinking it through a little more, deep down inside I love my Pabst more then screwing China and want everyone to enjoy a PBR the way it should be. Shared with friends who’s relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior. Followed up each morning with a ginormous moral hangover.


TOP THREE HEADLINES OF THE WEEK

Gulf coast oil leak capped, debate over deficit 'crisis' eerily familiar to lead-up to Iraq invas, holy shit look at Katy Perry's wet panties. Katy Perry was filming a video for.... who cares you can see through her soaking wet white panties. Here's the gallery.

She is so naughty, first she "Kissed A Girl" and have you seen her in "California Gurls." She looks like Lazy Town gone porn star. I think that's what the writers of Lazy Town had in mind anyhow.


Have you seen that show, it's a pedophilic drug induced tease with out totally tipping off the feds. I think Chris Hansen needs to invite them over for cookies. Katy Perry dressed as a Candy Land Porn Queen, though uncomfortable to look at in mixed company is totally awesome because she covers her cup cakes with cup cakes.


WHO'S SURPRISED BY MEL GIBSONS BEHAVIOR

We have all heard the phone conversation with Oksana Grigorieva and can I say who cares. You can't be surprised because that same behavior is exactly why we love him. Two words, Lethal Weapon. Mel went Martin Riggs on that bitch and you know what, she is Russian so he should have said she was part of that spy ring and he found out. National security baby. 


Even his ex-wife is coming to his defense in a child custody case when Oksana said he posed a threat to their daughter.
I just watched the Edge Of Darkess, you don't want to get the daughter involve. He flipped a car with one shot from a hand gun. Now people in Hollywood are talking about his career being over. The dude is paying for his own movies, he ain't firing himself. Besides, doesn't he makes us all feel a little better about ourselves. We're broke and we can still hold our shit together.




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